About Jon Clinkenbeard

Jon Clinkenbeard is a human. He is NOT an alien. He is of average human height and weight with average human thoughts and is NOT able to read minds. He was certainly born on this planet, so couldn’t possible be an alien, no sir. He has several companion-friends, and enjoys rich human delicacies like hot dogs and warm, flat soda. His most notable accomplishment is being able to cook unborn chicken offspring with sliced pig innards and fresh-squeezed orange plant ovaries, to form a breakfastmeal.